Monty Python’s Coconut Dice Roller

Where'd you get the coconuts?

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

A little bit about the Coconut Dice Roller:

A pair of all-natural, 100% plastic coconut shells stamped with the Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme logo. Perfect for shaking up and rolling dice.

It goes without saying that using them to make cloppity-clop noises to simulate the sound of equine travel is right out.